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home: read (ads, 20, 30); sort drawers; getsockname; package returns;
write note, tell husband; pack (purse, full, $bills);
unlink frontgate; split, goto mall;
parking: shift gears; splice (truck, van, "crunch");
reverse; truncate (cars, 3); require ids, insurance;
tell bozos, wait; warn them if alarm;
keys pocketed, open mall-doors;
mall: join (crowds, frenzy); return old-stuff, goto sales if `time-is-right`;
listen (muzak, children); seek (bargains, deals, gadgets, goodies),
system-atically; select (carefully), "what you want"; kill no time;
"need more credit cards" ? open accounts: "buy now, pay later!";
push (people, "out of my way!"); values everywhere; "Buy Everything!!!";
later: reset stopwatch; sort purchases; log $$, checks, etc.
exit; goto car, home; join (husband, kids);
tell children, each (twice), goto bed;
tell spouse, "Goodnight";
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husband: pipe (lit, glowing), close drapes;
accept (resigned, accustomed), defeat
Sharon Hopkins, July 18, 1991 Taken from Camels and Needles: Computer Poetry meets the Perl Programming Language by Sharon Hopkins, used with permission |
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