lart(1M)                                              lart(1M)


NAME

    lart  -  Luser  Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to
    adjust lusers' attitudes


SYNOPSIS

    lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>


DESCRIPTION

    lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
    who  rely  upon  their  admins for everything from picking
    their mice off of the floor to turning on their  monitors;
    namely,  the  luser(8).  Running lart with the appropriate
    arguments will cause  the  specified  luser  to  run  away
    screaming in agony.  Alternatively, you can make the luser
    buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.


OPTIONS

    -use tool      Choose your weapon.  If this option is  not
                   specified,  the enviroment variable LART is
                   used.  If neither is set, a  default  value
                   will be used, which is set at compile time

    -b             Used to increase the size of your lart

    -B             The BOFH option.  Removes a users files and
                   kills all their processes.  If used in con­
                   junction  with -p this will also cause sys­
                   log to make entries  proving  that  <luser
                   name>  was  the  second  gunman  behind the
                   grassy knoll

    -f             Only  fake  luser's  attitude  readjustment
                   session.   Provided  primarily  for testing
                   purposes.  Mutually exclusive with -B

    -F             fsck <lusername>
                   as a raw device.  Note  that  this  option
                   has not been tested, as it is rather diffi­
                   cult to find volunteers

    -g             Graphic violence.  Uses curses  to  monitor
                   <lusername>; during the beating.

    -k             Kill.   A  rather  permanent option, and as
                   such is not highly recommended.   Can  only
                   be invoked once per <lusername>

    -p             See -B


SEE ALSO

    sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)